To My Husband.

I miss you a lot.  I hope you are enjoying warm, sunny Hawaii without me. Enjoy it while you can because Utah is still cold!  We will be together in ten more days.  Now I can finally start counting down on my fingers. 
XOXO, Me.  
In the meantime, I've been working part time at a hair salon as their receptionist.  "Capelli Hair, how may I help you?"  Many times I've almost said, "Ace Hardware, how may I help you?"  One time I actually started saying it but I stopped myself.  Oops.